There is a truck stop between Albuquerque and Roswell that I often stop at to use the bathroom or to get a snack. Today I noticed that under the cash register there were skin colored stress balls. Upon closer inspection I realized that the stress balls were flesh colored because they were boobies. I had to get one. Now I can squeeze a booby any time I want and I only had to pay $2.99. What a bargain!

There is a truck stop between Albuquerque and Roswell that I often stop at to use the bathroom or to get a snack. Today I noticed that under the cash register there were skin colored stress balls. Upon closer inspection I realized that the stress balls were flesh colored because they were boobies. I had to get one. Now I can squeeze a booby any time I want and I only had to pay $2.99. What a bargain!